Open Sesame.
Sammy Slithers the Crystal King.
they make our sex and our marriage and our love illegal and they murder us and they do nothing when we die in the tens of thousands from AIDS and when they can’t do that anymore they write out their fantasies of killing us on primetime television so that everyone can live vicariously through the world they’ve created where no gay person gets a happy ending
(Source: girlfriendluvr, via judgerinder)
i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego
(via justintimbertape)
Straight historians constantly amaze me with their ability to look at love letters between two ladies or two gentlemen and just go “LOOK AT THE FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDS!”
“Just Ye Olde Gals being Ye Olde Pals”
(Source: lesbianspaceprincess, via goatsandgangsters)
It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them.
(via whimsicalromantic)